I'm not lazy. I'm currently very
busy traveling Mach 1 around the
center of the Earth, over 100,
000 kilometers per hour around
the Sun, 828,000 kilometers per
hour around the Milky Way, 2.1
million kilometers per hour through
the Universe, producing over 2000
red blood cells every millisecond,
shedding 56,000 skin cells every
second, pumping 5 liters of blood
every minute, inhaling 315 liters
of air every hour, growing my
hair a collective 35 meters every
day, processing the equivalent
of 2.6 million books every week,
moving my eyes 7.2 million times
every month, and digesting 600
kilograms of food every year,
just to list a few things. So
basically, in short...