Can't Touch This

You literally CANNOT touch this! Infinite points if you get it!

I'm just a button...a button that will do EVERYTHING in my power to prevent you from clicking me! Go ahead! Try! Just try! You're not touching this! I will NOT let you click me! I'll dodge you EVERY, SINGLE, TIME! You're too slow, too clumsy. The more you chase me, the more I fight back! I'll tease you. I'll mock you. And if you keep pushing me...I'LL GET ANGRY. REALLY ANGRY.
Click me if you can, although you won't... But if you do break the laws of physics and manage to click me...let's just say you WILL regret it. This is your final warning! DON'T CLICK ME!
Oh, and cheating is NOT an option!